I am a weird person, always in a hurry

I was born in a hurry – 2 months before time!

I however took the initial baby moves in a stride

Crawling, walking, speaking much sooner

Than most other babies my age

When others were crawling, I was running!

But my falls were severe and were frequent, 

That’s what happens when you are in a hurry!

I was in a  hurry to join school when others cried

In the class I was in a hurry to learn more When I was forgetting what was taught earlier!

In a hurry to get double promotion, I failed to clear the existing hurdle

That was the sad story in school for me

Somehow I cleared the school education

And was now in a hurry to get into college

And to complete higher studies in a hurry!

I failed to master the art of becoming a good human being

I was in too much of a hurry to stand in queues

Wanted to get in front by hook or by crook

And create ruckus on most occasions.

I was now in a hurry to get married

Even before I was stable financially

Leading to a disastrous married life

But still I was in a hurry – to become a father!

When that did not happen I got  frustrated

In haste I started various treatments- all at once

Caused more problems and tensions in our lives

Ultimately led to a tragic divorce.

But again I was in a hurry to remarry

But my infamous dealings were known far and wide

No girl was willing to risk her life with me

I am now a wreck, a bad wreck

Maybe I should hurry and end my pitiable life

By committing suicde one of these days

But before that I must hurry with my life-story

That’s why you are able to read this blog, dear reader

Goodbye!